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Friday, September 12, 2008

HUMORS


1. Which is cleverer white chicken or black chicken?
Ans: Black chicken. Because black chicken can produce white eggs. But white chicken can't produce black eggs.


2. Bali man that like to go abroad?
Ans: MR MADE. Everywhere has MADE. MADE IN USA, MADE IN CHINA

3.What did right eye talk to left eye?
Ans: Honey, between you and me there is a gap the nose

4. What is the shortest month?
Ans: MAY. JUST 3 LETTERS

5.What is the highest animal in this world?
Ans: Ant that live and survive in Petronas tower

6.What kind of questions that make you anxious?
Ans: I will give the answer tommorow

7.Mention 10 wild animals in just 5 seconds.
Ans: 5tigers and 5lions

8.Which mouse that have 2 legs?
Ans: Mickey mouse

9.Which duck that have 2 legs?
Ans: Usually all duck have 2 legs

10. How to put 10 elephants into drawer?
Ans: Just put it into the drawer because the elephant is miniature

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